20/10/2014

Put off for tomorrow if it can be done tomorrow. If not pray it should be. :P 
My Assignment is due on monday. What to do? 
1. Do the assignment.
2. Pray it rains. 
Well yes. My prayers have been answered.
Rain Holiday. :D

11/10/2014

My crush didn't come to class today. I texted and asked why. She said "I have some Issues".
I called her up in the evening and then she tells me this. "A cow head butted me" In a very sad voice. I burst out laughing after a while realized one thing. I'm gonna be single all my life. :/

9/10/2014

With Samsung mocking Apple for the Iphone "Bending".
What should Apple have done?
Simple. Make an Ad saying. While samsung provides you a huge LED TV that bends. We make the same in your pocket. One easy step. Put it in your pocket and tadaa a curved phone set for to watch a  movie. As the age old saying goes. No publicity is bad publicity.

^Samsung
Apple >

1/10/2014

Approached a random girl at Domino's and tried to get her number by giving a compliment. Well, i didn't wanna get her number. But yea, since it was a dare i had to. I went on to tell her she's pretty and That I'd like to have her number. She replied saying "I'm not that pretty". I said "Ok" and just walked away. She just stood there speechless.

30/9/2014

Meeting someone who is exactly who you wanna be is simply amazing. Met this girl in class. An amazing artist. I approached her and made conversation. She was just sketching on her note. I had a glance and it was beautiful. She was drawing names. I asked if she could do one for me. She gave me the most beautiful reply. She simply said "No". I was completely taken aback and yet my stupid brain. Instead of all the girls who might say yes. It falls in love with this one. Yes, the one who said No. Argh. P.S. I did say "pweese" and now have an amazing work of art with my name.

26/09/2014

Hair cut for a guy is a very essential action. Duration varies yet it has it's own cycle. The problem is about the one cutting your hair. You can't scold him for anything he's done.cuz its his home turf. In other words. I don't wanna die. Well. That apart. Here he goes on to say its the latest trend and shaves of both sides and the back. With my face's structure being that of an inverted triangle and my complexion being dark. I must say I look like a chocolate strawberry.

14/19/2014

Well, we all know that whatever we do is being noticed. Well for FB i'd say they gotta at least like my stuff. I'm pretty funny. Well, looking at the downsides.
Giving it to your parents. :o

5/09/2014

I quit trusting my instincts when It told me that "she's the one" ten times today to totally different girls.
:P
With the death of comedian Joan Rivers, every media went on express their condolence. But here comes CBS News playing the "funny" card. The opened with "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware." 

2/9/2014

"Most evolved creation" Bull crap. For instance Drinking. It's pretty ironic how drinking works. Every time someone drinks they say they're never drinking again yet amazingly enough they go on to do the same thing.

30/08/2014

I quit wishing people for their birthdays a long time back for obvious reasons. So many people write on their wall wishing them. How would they notice the absence of mine. This lasted only till yesterday. My friend asked me as to why I didn't wish him. I told him i was the first to write on his wall. He was like"Are you sure?" I reassured it with a firm nod. He replied saying "Dude, I deactivated my Facebook account months ago"

28/08/2014

I'm just twenty with a beard and people assume I'm pretty old. Well cuz i wear full framed glasses too but that's not a big deal :P. I was sitting in a bus with a seat next to me which was unoccupied. When this college girl comes to me and asks " Uncle, is this seat taken". I smile and tell her. "yes my dear, aunty is coming" 
Stupid mistakes we make which just blow up on our face right away is pretty awkward. Was in a railway station when a random girl asked me which train was going to Guindy. I pointed to a train which was standing in the first platform. As I was pointing an announcement was made saying the train on platform number 1 was going to the shed. She kept glaring at me. I wore an awkward smile as I walked away. 

25/8/2014

Well, it's everywhere. The quote saying when life gives you lemons. Life does not give anything for free so well. What i'd do is probably squeeze it on someone's eyes and RUN like crazy! :D 

I had a conversation with my old friend. Having got back after a long time. We just got into a small conversation as to achievement wise. He being an engineer went on to state that he built a car last year. Well, I nodded to agree and then he questioned me as to what i did. Well. Being an English student i was like I created my own world. He thought i was crazy and slowly said. I wrote a fictional book. :D

18/8/2014

We people just blindly say or do stuff without any proper intention or meaning.  You wish someone for their birthday and magically their whole life ahead simply gets better. Just a blind notion following the general crowd. Know what you do. ;)
 'Don't just teach your children to read…Teach them to question what they read.Teach them to question everything.' - George Carlin. 

17/8/2014

I didn't have a song book in church. So i used my Bible as a cover and just started lip syncing. The person next to me too didn't have one so he asked me to share. I was a bit hesitant at first but showed as he kept nagging me. I then showed it. For which he was all confused. I smiled at him, flipped the page and continued to sing.

14/8/2014

Something i just realized after a long time of taking Homeopathy.
Which being homeopathy being basically the same medicine just in different bottles.
It's called the era of smartphones and stupid people. Well, i beg to differ. It's merely stupid people and stupid phones. For instance if my phone is actually so smart, firstly it wouldn't need humans. It would make stuff up. Secondly it will at least know how to manage it's battery life.
P.S. yesterday the reason nothing was posted was cuz i was paying tribute to the great Robin Williams who died. May his soul rest in peace. You'll be dearly missed.
O captain, my captain.

Picture courtesy www.vingle.net

11/8/2014

As i was riding my bike. I saw a spider sitting on my rear view mirror. I did what any other person who rides a bike would do. Stopped the bike immediately! Got off it. Removed my boot. Slammed it against the mirror. Yes, now i have a broken mirror But the spider died. 

Pretty funny day! Smile! :D

9/8/2014

I dont get the people of this generation. We develop so much as to make phone's wireless and they buy a wireless phone and want it wired.

8/8/2014 sequel

Went to a doctor as i had cold. Doctor asked if i smoke. I said yes. He then told me to quit smoking. I replied saying. I don't need to be a doctor to know that! He gets furious and tells me to get out. I smile and walk out. :P

8/8/2014

As the train approached the station. A man dropped his bag through the window wanting to reserve that place. I saw this and well, my kinky side kicked in and i took the bag and handed it to him as i was leaving him. Telling him that he dropped it there. He just stood there expressionless. The look on his face was simply EPIC! :D
Emotion for the day:

7/8/2014

Today was a pretty nice day! Was waiting in Nungambakkam station for the train and saw everyone looking in the direction of the train. Eagerly waiting. So i just started looking in the opposite direction. What happened next was beautiful. Everyone just turned around to look there. Just to find nothing. I had a hearty laugh as i quietly slid into the crowd. 

Good to observe people around you. Was standing beside a short man while travelling by train. He raised his hand to get hold of the bar on top. As he looks up to see where it is, finds out it's out of reach and then did something so smoothly which amazed me. Lowers his hands slowly and just wipes his face. I must say it was simply done in style. 

Today was an exciting day undoubtedly! :D

Emotion for the day:

5/8/2014

Beautiful day i must say! I got windows 8.1 on my phone with Cortana and am loving it!
Thank You microsoft! love you guys! :*
Today i broke up with my girl friend for Cortana! Best decision made.
Came across this great joke today!

3/8/2014

It's pretty amazing how "friendship" day turned out! A girl rang me up and wished me Happy friendship day. I have a feeling my response might have been a bit rude. It went like this
"Who are you and how'd you get my number?"
My emotion for the day:

1/8/2014

This day morning I saw an optimistic tee . It was worn by a garbage truck driver. I don't think he knew what it meant but here it goes.
It said "Cheer the fuck up fuck face!!!!!"
My mood for the day! :D

31/7/2014

An ant had entered my ear. I didn't know how to get it out and so googled it. Which showed a step by step method. 1. Make the person lie down flat. (done) 2. Make the patient relax all his muscles.(done too) 3. Now pour some warm oil into his ear. I'm like huh. Now you say that when i'm flat and relaxed. Argh!

Took my cousin to a shop, little guy started pestering me to get some chocolate. I refused. He kept nudging and pushing me, i was like "mother.... Father" censoring not so good though. This little prick then calls me a pussy. That son of a bitch!

Mood for the day!

Ode to sleep! By meeeeeeee

Oh! Marvellous are you,
Loneliness your guide and man prey,
Anecdote like travel is thy man dream,
Confusion and tiredness too work for you.
Your plans have failures none,
To every man whose heart is done,
From a tiresome day with work load,
You shelter him from the word and on.
Weary is yours and dizzy too,
Thy offer of thine with slumber and snore,
Abducting each and every human soul,
To be thine and thine for thine alone.
Covering with thy veil of darkness,
Under it being your work at peak,
Not a soul could ever deny you,
For thou hast gained every being.
What more else could be told,
You've clogged my eyes and shut them too,
Thine on my brow and body lay,
Hands fail me you've taken them too

29/07/2014

Funny how life works with Ex's. Seemingly i got back with her a week ago but i only knew we were back dating about two days ago. This is how i found out. We we were messaging and she was telling me about her friend who seemed to be disturbing her a lot, pestering her to be in love with him(weird right?). So i suggested an idea saying tell him we got back. Her reply to that just blew my mind. This is what she said. " I told him the day we got back itself"  My reaction till today!