31/7/2014

An ant had entered my ear. I didn't know how to get it out and so googled it. Which showed a step by step method. 1. Make the person lie down flat. (done) 2. Make the patient relax all his muscles.(done too) 3. Now pour some warm oil into his ear. I'm like huh. Now you say that when i'm flat and relaxed. Argh!

Took my cousin to a shop, little guy started pestering me to get some chocolate. I refused. He kept nudging and pushing me, i was like "mother.... Father" censoring not so good though. This little prick then calls me a pussy. That son of a bitch!

Mood for the day!

Ode to sleep! By meeeeeeee

Oh! Marvellous are you,
Loneliness your guide and man prey,
Anecdote like travel is thy man dream,
Confusion and tiredness too work for you.
Your plans have failures none,
To every man whose heart is done,
From a tiresome day with work load,
You shelter him from the word and on.
Weary is yours and dizzy too,
Thy offer of thine with slumber and snore,
Abducting each and every human soul,
To be thine and thine for thine alone.
Covering with thy veil of darkness,
Under it being your work at peak,
Not a soul could ever deny you,
For thou hast gained every being.
What more else could be told,
You've clogged my eyes and shut them too,
Thine on my brow and body lay,
Hands fail me you've taken them too

29/07/2014

Funny how life works with Ex's. Seemingly i got back with her a week ago but i only knew we were back dating about two days ago. This is how i found out. We we were messaging and she was telling me about her friend who seemed to be disturbing her a lot, pestering her to be in love with him(weird right?). So i suggested an idea saying tell him we got back. Her reply to that just blew my mind. This is what she said. " I told him the day we got back itself"  My reaction till today!