An ant had entered my ear. I didn't know how to get it out and so googled it. Which showed a step by step method. 1. Make the person lie down flat. (done) 2. Make the patient relax all his muscles.(done too) 3. Now pour some warm oil into his ear. I'm like huh. Now you say that when i'm flat and relaxed. Argh!
Took my cousin to a shop, little guy started pestering me to get some chocolate. I refused. He kept nudging and pushing me, i was like "mother.... Father" censoring not so good though. This little prick then calls me a pussy. That son of a bitch!
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